FAQ
Q: Is a giant alien squid-dragon really allowed to be president of the United States of America?
A: In addition to a photo-shopped Hawaii birth certificate that has been widely circulated on the internet, Cthulhu falls under a rarely used clause of section I article II of the US Constitution.
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;"
The main reason this clause is rarely used is because most people who were US citizens in 1787 have long since died. Cthulhu, being millions of years old and a citizen of America since day one, qualifies.
Q: Obama lies and votes for laws that let you kill a baby by sticking an egg beater into it's skull so long as the baby still has one toe in it's mothers vagina. Doesn't this make him "evil"?
A: No. See details below:
1. Strictly speaking, lying isn't evil. Please reread the ten commandments. Either the Exodus or Deuteronomy version will do. Lying ain't there.
2. Obama never voted for partial birth abortion. Seriously, whatever you read saying he did is bullshit. What he did was not vote against bills outlawing it. It's not evil to stand by an do nothing to stop babies being killed (unless you're German).
Q: Isn't McCain just another Dubya and therefore evil?
A: No. McCain isn't another Dubya, he isn't even a neocon. Whoever told you he was (Obama) is full of shit. The evilest thing McCain can come up with is drilling for oil in Alaska. That's not even the diet coke of evil.
Q: According to The Book of Revelation "The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything". Is it OBAMA??? This means he's evil!
A: No it doesn't. No it isn't, No he's not.
The book of Revelation is, not surprisingly, devoid of any reference to Muslims, who did not exist until Islam came into being in the 7th century. I'm serious dude, it doesn't say anything even remotely like that. On top of this, Obama is no where near evil enough to be the antichrist. If you're looking for evil Cthulhu is your ONLY CHOICE.
A: Like all people who hear the Call of Cthulhu, yes, certifiably.