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Cthulhu is a scaly green monster who likes romantic dinners and walks on the beach. These are preferably combined into a single event by devouring sailors as they arrive at R'lyeh.

Cthulhu
Name: Cthulhu
Age: Ancient
Location: R'lyeh
Height: 500m
Figure: Grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings
Race: Great Old One
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Deity
Religion: Cult of Cthulhu
Has Children: Yes (Spawn)
Wants Children: Yes, but never between meals

Cthulhu has a number of tentacle faced children (called Spawn of Cthulhu) Some of the more famous spawn are:

Davy Jones Davey Jones
Vilgax Vilgax
The Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM
Dr. John A. Zoidberg Zoidberg
Jamie Hyneman Jamie

 

 

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