Contact

To contact Cthulhu please complete the steps below:

1. Find a swamp and locate a grassy island of perhaps an acre's extent, clear of trees and tolerably dry.
2. Erect a great granite monolith some eight feet in height.
3. Place a statue of Cthulhu on top.
4. Start a monstrous ring-shaped bonfire
5. From a wide circle of ten scaffolds set up at regular intervals with the flame-girt monolith as a centre hang, head downward, the oddly marred bodies of the helpless victims.
6. Bray, bellow and writhe around the bonfire.
7. Chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

He will come to you in your dreams and drive you insane.