Why Cthulhu?

The last eight years have been one of the most successful periods in the history of evil. Under the leadership George W Bush we have brought the world to the brink of global war and economic collapse. But now it's time to hand over the reigns of the apocalypse to a new leader. Who could possibly be evil enough fill those shoes?

Hillary Clinton of course!
Unfortunately, the Democrats have once again proved they don't have the ability to organise a piss up in a brewery and nominated someone far less evil, but a little more black.

The Republicans meanwhile, can't even find a neocon to run against McCain. How lamely unevil is that?

This is where Cthulhu comes in. With millions of years experience he easily trumps Obama the noob. At the same time Cthulhu doesn't suffer from the age issues associated McCain since Cthulhu can never die. And the real icing in the cake is that Cthulhu isn't white, which is apparently more important than having any qualifications in this election.